I'm Back. Now, Let's Talk.

Yes, my love of paper could simply not be restrained. I had thought that my time to retire and spend the rest of my life playing croquet with the family was finally here. But the alluring call of paper followed me.

And so, for that reason, and only that reason, I'm back with the company.

However, there will be changes. When I had left the company, it was no surprise that I felt some of their practices were on the verge of being unethical. I never agreed with their Pookie the Panda Paper Mascot campaign. No bear, even a Chinese one, should be subject to such difficult working conditions. I mean, sure the dancing was fun, but an arthritic Panda needs two 15-minute breaks a day too.

The biggest and bestest change is public disclosure. Now, there's not a lot for a paper company to hide, but Primatech, on the advice of lawyers and accountants, did keep quite a few secrets. I agreed to come back if they would open their company forum to everyone. They agreed.

It is my belief that through communication, we can grow as a company and provide better quality of paper than the high quality paper we already provide to the masses. With your input, we'll create a world where paper is no longer on the verge of extinction, but displayed proudly on the heads and in the hearts of every human!

So join us in the forums and let the healing begin. Feel free to disclose any and all secrets about yourself there. We have a very safe and secure server and your privacy is our number one concern.