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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Burnt Toast Diner

When you think great waffles and delicious coffee, you think paper, right? Well, that's what we here at Primatech thought. And that was the catalyst for our newest partnership.

The Burnt Toast Diner is taking votes for their Greatest Hits. As it turns out, most of our employees and even some of our best customers frequent the diner for their hunger and caffienation needs.

So, naturally, we decided to work together with them. They use a lot of paper, as you'd expect. Writing tickets, printing receipts, toilet related paper usage.

We are now their official paper supplier. In return, they give our employees special discounts at their diner. So, be sure to check them out and say "Thank you for being a Paper Hero!"

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Photo Captions!

Everyone's invited to participate in the Photo Caption contest going on here:
Mr. Bennet's Diary

However, only Primatech personnel will win the coveted promotions.
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