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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Site Outage

It seems not all of our "technical problems" were taken care of.

One particular problem managed to cause a site outage. This is unfortunate, as it required our technicians to spend long hours fixing it.

However, we are now up and running. Sorry for any inconvenience. We assure you that despite any virtual paper problems, our real paper is always in fine condition.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

The Children

We here at Primatech care about the children. They our the future of paper and it is they who will deal with the problems we leave behind. That is why protecting the environment is a great concern to us.

Our design technicians have finished the children area of our site. There you can view the pictures they draw after a field trip to our facilities. These field trips are just one of the ways Primatech is committed to educating our youth and assisting them to prepare for the future.

And on the subject of looking after the children, Primatech Employees are reminded to follow the instructions inside the employee area of our site. We currently have a mission in progress that should help pave the way to a brighter future for the children of the world.

Those of you that are not employees can still help! You can help out by recycling and cleaning up litter you find around your community.

Recycle. Give paper life after decay, and a clean place for your children to play.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Please, Have Patience

We have launched our site, however you may have noticed several pages not yet up. Our technical staff is working on it as we speak!

I would personally like to thank you all, the Paper Heroes out there. Your comments and response to our website have been wonderful.

However, we do ask you stop tampering with our employee login. It seems we're having technical difficulties and many non-empoyees are attempting to log in. We will find the source of the problem and take care of her.

Despite the technical problems we are having, Primatech Paper Company will continue to move forward. So, please stick with us. It'll be an enjoyable experience for the both of us.
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