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Thursday, December 21, 2006

We Miss You, Eden

RIP Eden McCain
Eden McCain, one of our best employees, and one of the best people I knew, passed away recently. She was a hero of heroes. There is no need to go through the details and circumstances surrounding her death. We shouldn't concentrate on why or how. What is important is the life she gave us all. When I found her, I could tell she had a great heart and an incredible mind that very moment. I immediately offered her a job here at Primatech. Her contribution to our organization was impressive.

It will be tough for us to recover from such a great loss. But we will fight on in remembrance of Eden. We all wish the past could be changed, perhaps I more than any. But such a task is outside the realm of reality. As hurtful as it is, we must accept what happened and look to the future.

Goodbye, Eden. We will always remember you.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Welcome to Our Website

Or as we like to call it, our Virtual Paper. This site is currently under construction. As such, there's not much to look at yet.

Our launch date is set for January 22nd.

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