After Blowing Up

You may have noticed inactivity here at the Company website, or "Virtual Paper" as we like to call it. Well, there's a reason for that. We recently blew up.

It was a tragic tragedy, no doubt about that.

However, we're finally moving on stronger than ever before. Well, that's the plan at least. You see, the truth is, we may have been paper enthusiasts, but we were more than that. We also hunted "special" people. It wasn't as profitable as the paper division, but nonetheless it was an important part of Primatech.

If this is all news to you, then clearly you haven't been watching the news. A young woman, Claire Bennet, recently went public with certain information about the existence of "special" people.

"Uh, I, like, get stabbed to death every week!"

Clearly these people are going to need their own schools and people to look after them. It's going to open up a whole new industry! And where there's industry, there's paper and paper products.

So, we're back in business. We've got a new business plan and managed to get a cash advance to begin work immediately.

We hope all of you paper enthusiasts will join as we protect the world with paper.