Seven Secrets of HRG

1. Before I was a paper salesman, I enjoyed a brief career as a self-employed bugle boy.
   
   
2. I spend most of my free time bashing Yahoo in chat rooms. (They hate Catholics! They take money for search positions! They eat their young!)
   
   
3. I was hoping Peter and Nathan would explode, especially Nathan. At least someone had the decency to shoot him.
   
   
4. I actually wanted The Haitian to shoot me because I thought it might be fun being on the other side of a gun for a change. It wasn't.
   
   
5. I once had a bad Slusho addiction.
   
   
6. Sandra and I are kinda kinky.
   
   
7. Very kinky.
   

And there we have it. My deep, dark secrets. And now it's time for me to find out yours. Feel free to reveal. We at Primatech love hearing all about our loyal customers.