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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Site Outage

It seems not all of our "technical problems" were taken care of.

One particular problem managed to cause a site outage. This is unfortunate, as it required our technicians to spend long hours fixing it.

However, we are now up and running. Sorry for any inconvenience. We assure you that despite any virtual paper problems, our real paper is always in fine condition.

posted by Chairman, Primatech Paper Company at 11:52 PM

2 Happy Customers:

Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop virtual paper...

You're killing millions of pixels!!!!

1:17 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Craig Majaski said...

Papercuts kill. Stop the murder!

2:01 AM  

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