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Friday, December 15, 2006

Welcome to Our Website

Or as we like to call it, our Virtual Paper. This site is currently under construction. As such, there's not much to look at yet.

Our launch date is set for January 22nd.

40 Happy Customers:

Paper Hero Blogger Ethan said...

Cool, I like paper.

8:54 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous tallon cusack said...

HEROES!! =D

homsar42@hotmail.com

8:59 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Elmo said...

Wow I feel kinda proud for finding this! :p

9:11 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger qball said...

what would be the best paper for paper airplanes?

9:12 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Angel(thelostHero) said...

Hi,

I have been trying to find my place amongst everyone in the distant lonely world. I felt so lost until I heard of the possibilities that your company could have for me. I am "special", and I understand that you can help me understand more of what that really means. Please if you can help me, contact me at http://www.heroes48.proboards50.com/index.cgi, I go under the name Mrs. Incredible there.

9:17 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Drannik said...

Proud to be number six to visit this site! Hot on your trail...

9:39 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger CastrosDead said...

I think i'm gonna blow!

nevermind, just some gas

9:40 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger blondangel2357 said...

Going all out on this show...Heroes rocks!

9:42 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger remington1212 said...

no. 9 on it. I'm proud of myself too.

10:06 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do those numbers on the hatch mean again??? Oops, sorry...that's another show.

10:18 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Norman said...

I can't wait to see if I'm on the list.

10:54 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous AJ said...

woo hoo to Heros!

11:02 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Crystaline said...

Wow, this is interesting...

11:25 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Justin said...

Hmmm...

11:28 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous SlackerJoe said...

I currently work for Dunder Mifflin, but we've been closing offices recently and I'm unsure of the future of the company.

Does Primatech have any positions available? And do they offer free pretzels as a benefit?

11:46 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger h. said...

Origami!

12:04 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger n@q said...

I understand you have an opening to fill since Edens unfortunate passing. I'm in the industry and have "comparable" exerience. Any chance for an interview?

12:12 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hiros :p

12:19 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't having the cafe thing to make money sort of break a few trademark laws?

9:51 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Svetlana Smith said...

Any chance you have someplace out in NY? While I do deal mainly with theatre lighting, it would be nice to find a company that could print billets and theatre posters cheaper than the company we use.

~Lana

11:21 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Chris said...

is crep paper really paper???

heroes rocks

cjone06@studentmail.dkit.ie

1:32 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Robert Lopez said...

Eden,
I was so wishing you could get Sylar. I'm sorry it did'nt work. I hope that Hiro can go back and save you one day, because we really did enjoy your company. We miss you, and your lizards need you too!
-Robert
Fresno, CA

1:32 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous anthonyg1988@hotmail.com said...

hello my name is Anthony i currently work for X.. a certain "copier" company but i have applied for a job with you and would be more than happy to call myself a Primatech employee thank you for your consideration

Anthony G

1:38 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay-per mache I must say, nuttin' but a sammich can save the day!

3:44 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Jeff said...

If there's room on the show, I want in!

6:56 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll work for you as long as I don't get any paper cuts.
ChrisTopherCRNP@aol.com

12:57 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Teemu said...

This is brilliant. :)

6:54 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Conor said...

This is retarded.

8:55 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

conor with a or is retarded

3:51 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Anthony said...

This show contiunes more and more into everyday life this is an amazing idea. It gives you someting to look foward to and to do between episodes and if you are looking for someone for anything at all im the guy for the job just drop me a line. Keep up the good work.

11:39 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds

3:45 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Zach said...

You say 'nerds' like that's a bad thing, 'anonymous.' I'd rather be a nerd than a nonymous. Make up a damn name. It wouldn't kill ya.

8:26 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Zach said...

.. Oh no. Not again.

9:13 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Cassie said...

yay! I'm so happy that this worked. ^-^

12:20 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Della said...

I am glad I am here...just got the text --- anyone?

8:31 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Zapata said...

We are all a bunch of nerds for finding this.

10:27 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Kevin said...

1-800-prima-16

12:05 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger leanne said...

we r nerds but oh well......

8:47 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger leanne said...

has ne one got into bennets files yet i found the password for most

8:48 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous ManW/Plan said...

You guys make toilet paper?

1:13 AM  

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