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Thursday, December 21, 2006

We Miss You, Eden

RIP Eden McCain
Eden McCain, one of our best employees, and one of the best people I knew, passed away recently. She was a hero of heroes. There is no need to go through the details and circumstances surrounding her death. We shouldn't concentrate on why or how. What is important is the life she gave us all. When I found her, I could tell she had a great heart and an incredible mind that very moment. I immediately offered her a job here at Primatech. Her contribution to our organization was impressive.

It will be tough for us to recover from such a great loss. But we will fight on in remembrance of Eden. We all wish the past could be changed, perhaps I more than any. But such a task is outside the realm of reality. As hurtful as it is, we must accept what happened and look to the future.

Goodbye, Eden. We will always remember you.

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Paper Hero Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Nice knowing you.

2:55 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Yeah, she was a bit of a troublemaker. Good lookin' gal, though. RIP.

3:33 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Jeff's Place said...

Eden will be missed!!

3:40 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger nigel said...

wohooo, she will be missed

8:52 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Ethan said...

Heh, KILL THE EXPLODING MAN!

8:53 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Ethan said...

..waiting until the show is over when millions of fans will come on here...

8:54 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think i know who did it and how.

8:55 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous tallon cusack said...

Awww, too bad Needs-A-Sandwich died. =[

8:57 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Stacey Stirman said...

I am so confused right now...

8:58 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor thing. She'll be back.

9:03 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous vogonjoe said...

I want to take Eden's place...Where do I send my resume'?

9:03 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous DTP said...

i'm so sad. RIP

9:05 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone else think they could have posted a hotter pic of eden?

9:09 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Ludogg said...

Peace out Eden, better luck next time.

9:10 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous pamela said...

She was such a gem. We may never know what we're missing now that she herself is.

9:15 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Jake said...

Guys! Newest Episode. Mr. Bennet give Business Card to Mohinder. Had website + number. http://primatech.mlogic.mobi/index.jsp

Its like Ilovebees? I think so. Got a couple texts saying we'll send you further instructions about you're application during the following weeks. Also. Ran into a link on the site that took me to a page that read "Trying to crack into this thing. I’ll let you know how when I do. Give me about a week." Green Letters ona black Background.
Check it out.

-Fritters

9:19 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you freeze the scene when they are all looking at the paintings you will see a web address in small letters on one of them, www.millburymonsoon.com. Not sure what that's about.

9:36 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger CastrosDead said...

haha...that is a gay dating site!
Got me there!

9:45 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger blondangel2357 said...

interesting..........

9:53 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Drannik said...

She's not gone.... She's just not ready to appear.

9:56 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Mark said...

What does the code: MP36 mean? It doesn't work on the jobs page of the www.primatechpaper.com web site.

10:00 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Mr. Bennet said...

Sorry, the voice you hear on our phone system is automated, and therefore can be hard to understand.

The correct code is: MT36

10:02 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi please consider me for this position

10:11 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger remington1212 said...

thanks for the correction

10:12 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Paul said...

Thank you.

12:38 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger sushiman said...

oh wells....too bad...

1:50 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger sushiman said...

i LOVE the magi soo much!!!

1:51 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the heck is magi??

1:52 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger sushiman said...

magi is the superhero that comes out in the 17th episode...dont tell anyone...she has this ability to bitch people out one minute..then be super sweet the next....

1:53 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love the magi too

1:57 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger sushiman said...

o really...are u michael fern

1:57 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

no..im carol ahreum han

1:58 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger sushiman said...

hmmmm

1:58 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Sylar said...

im glad ur dead! mr bennet wuz nice enough to give me a laptop in my cell. read what all my thoughts here.

3:54 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous SDerrin said...

I am sorry to hear of Eden's passing. It is because of Eden that I am a Primatech customer. I just stopped by to ask for directions. She kindly answered my questions, and then told me that I really needed to buy 100 reams of Primatech's best bond paper.

She can be very persuasive! I've been a Primatech customer, a "paper hero" ever since.

11:36 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Zach said...

Paper covers rock, Mister Bennet.

12:04 PM  
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1:28 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Joe B. said...

Her name wasn't Eden. I know that woman, and she is bad news.

She's dead?

Good riddance.

7:14 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the heck. this is real!!!!!

9:10 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sorry to hear about Eden passing.
I remember her from a small town in Colorado a few years back. She had some problems growing up, like most of us, but turned out fine.

I hope you're happy now.
You'll make it back somehow

1:36 AM  
Paper Hero Anonymous Anonymous said...

won't be the same without you

10:22 AM  
Paper Hero Blogger Zach said...

...I'm starting to like Tori Amos music all the sudden for some reason.

9:17 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger doctorslime said...

hmmmm
MT36
fill out a job app...

7:24 PM  
Paper Hero Anonymous IP said...

We all know the code even if Eden had trouble pronouncing T versus P on the phone prompts. An investigation into the events surrounding her death revealed the error on the phone prompts which was part of Eden's additional duties. This error was determined to be a pronunciation problem caused by her preoccuption with one of our newest inmates. This was not a paper problem as the self destuct mechanism functioned perfectly. Preliminary results turned out to be incorrect in this instance.

Henchmen please report back when you have dealt with Jake.

Exceptional people are reminded not to share their secret with the ordinary. You don't want the same fate as Jake. Agent Cinnamon will reveal our secret to the ordinary on CNN Headline News when we determine it is the right time for her to do so. The ordinary are not yet ready.

11:07 PM  
Paper Hero Blogger Mike said...

Perhaps the comments speak louder than words. Those that are here should be given a sign. Eden is missed, but I believe she may be returning, for you cannot return if you did not leave.

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